10 words to make you randy

I was given a task from a friend. He's in town in the next month and we've been chatting/exchanging emails.

He gave me a task of writing a short story for him using the following words:

sex table behind hand fast oral quick nipple hair orgasm.

I could really go for a fast round of sex while I bend over a table. I'd love for him to grab my hair

and take me from behind. Then turn me around and perform oral sex on me while pinching my aching nipples and bringing me to orgasm.

Then I would quickly take his member in my hand and finish him over my tits.

Okay, that's a little short. I'll have to work on it...

wannabe's

Slightly interesting observation:

2 guys that I have been with (one a fuck friend, the other the ex) have both started relationships with women that have children. Little bit odd? Both of them are boys in the true sense: immature, financially inept and live in a fantasy world where they are the most amazing creatures. Neither of them handle emotion or anger well - and they want to be part of a child's life? Whatever.

This was something that I realized the other day. Do they want to be daddy's without the actual legal requirements and statutes? Who knows. They're both living in fantasy worlds.

And they're both out of my life for good.

BTW: lychee martinis are a fucking amazing way to end a week and start a weekend!

Billie Piper is a sex goddess

So I was at a (gay) party on Saturday evening and my friend asked me to bring some porn with me.
I have 3 title of porn:
Pirates
Jizztank
and Strap-on Lesbians
I got Pirates and Strap-On Lesbians in 'the divorce' (when my ex-bf and I split).

Anyways, I brought Pirates with me to the party and when the hardcore scenes played, the guys were really rude and making terrible comments. Now, I'm about as much of a fag hag as anyone can possibly be. I've seen some gay porn and don't make rude comments. I therefore expect the same from gay men. It was just plain, fucking, rude. They kept making fun of vaginas, really rude comments. I was royally offended. Perhaps that's why I'm not great friends with the person who made the really rude comments.

But, I digress. Sunday evening brought me even better pleasure because I got to watch 2 episodes of Secret Diary of a Call Girl with Billie Piper. I don't know what it is about her but she fucking exudes sex and sexuality and I want to be like her, well, perhaps just her character. I really want her lingerie collection and her bed linens are amazing.

All in all it was a good weekend. Lots of great (free) food from family and friends and a few good orgasms to boot.

I must promise myself that once I get my tax return back I am going to Womynsware to buy a little present for myself.

fucking drunk and ready for a redo

Okay, so a lot of shit has happened. A long-term boyfriend and shitty breakup with a lot of Alanis Morrisette moments. But i came out alive and now I'm craving cock. Big man cock. Any suggestions readers?

BTW, yes, I'm drunk. I've been a lot more 'social' recently and I love it. No more chains. Just lots of partying with friends and this weekend is no exception.
So fuck the EX! Let's get some party on!