Thursday, April 17, 2008

hotness, solo style

I've been really busy with work and such, as well as the Army and Navy shoe sale (5 new pairs!)

The best thing that I heard yesterday though, was my nextdoor neighbour reaching the big 'O'. That's right, through concrete walls I got to hear: "Oh, yeah, I'm cumming right now. Ooohhhh." It sounded like a good one.
I think I'll have a hot bath tonight and have a little 'revenge'.

Some mini-pearl and big blue action is definitely needed, especially after being off sick. The Oyster is perfect wanking material: kinky 19th century men and women.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Waitress: worst movie EVER

Honestly, I nearly puked. We were 40 minutes in and it felt like 3 hours. Really, it was that bad.

Waitress, with Keri Russell, has potential. A bored, pregnant waitress in a small town with an abusive husband; she bakes some wicked pies. There could have been some humour or quality drama. Unfortunately it has found its place on my worst movie ever list.

Anyways, the good news is that I'm feeling much better. I have the best husky radio voice due to my cold. I also have 3 guys interested in me.
1-My friend's ex
2-An old fuck buddy
3-A friend's friend

I think #3 called me on Friday evening but I didn't answer because I didn't know that number. Who ever it was didn't leave a message. #2 is taking me for dinner on Sunday and I hope to explain that I DO NOT want a relationship with him. #1 called me this evening but I didn't answer because I was with a girl friend watching THE WORST MOVIE EVER. He wants to go for coffee.

I don't want a relationship with any of these boys. I was having a morning coffee and wander around Yaletown today with one of my best friends and I mentioned to him that I am absolutely content and happy being single right now. I love not having any strings and no one holding me back. It was a fabulous morning that I with I could have every day of the week.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

one word: blah

I am sick, achey, tired and stuffed up.
I totally do not feel sexy.

I want to go into a coma for a few days so I don't have to blow my nose so much - ick.

Really, that's all, just looking for sympathy. Right now I want a big hamburger and fries, something that's really bad for me.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

carry me off to bed

OMG - fabulous news to receive before heading to bed

Thank goodness!

I really want a sex dream with him. Totally pin me down, smack me around and treat me like the naughty girl I am. "Honestly sir, I didn't take the rocket!.....but I'll touch yours." (Lame, I know, but it's nearing midnight.)

Sweet dreams ladies and gents.....

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

dreams, dreams, dreams

Note to self:
Threesome sex dreams are hot. Too bad it wasn't real.

Yeah, I had a wicked dream where I was with a couple and (I think) I was making out with the girl and the guy was fucking me.
I only remember a bit but lately I've been having quite a few sex dreams. Perhaps it is time to jump back on the horse, so to speak.