Monday, March 24, 2008

Billie Piper is a sex goddess

So I was at a (gay) party on Saturday evening and my friend asked me to bring some porn with me.
I have 3 title of porn:
Pirates
Jizztank
and Strap-on Lesbians
I got Pirates and Strap-On Lesbians in 'the divorce' (when my ex-bf and I split).

Anyways, I brought Pirates with me to the party and when the hardcore scenes played, the guys were really rude and making terrible comments. Now, I'm about as much of a fag hag as anyone can possibly be. I've seen some gay porn and don't make rude comments. I therefore expect the same from gay men. It was just plain, fucking, rude. They kept making fun of vaginas, really rude comments. I was royally offended. Perhaps that's why I'm not great friends with the person who made the really rude comments.

But, I digress. Sunday evening brought me even better pleasure because I got to watch 2 episodes of Secret Diary of a Call Girl with Billie Piper. I don't know what it is about her but she fucking exudes sex and sexuality and I want to be like her, well, perhaps just her character. I really want her lingerie collection and her bed linens are amazing.

All in all it was a good weekend. Lots of great (free) food from family and friends and a few good orgasms to boot.
I must promise myself that once I get my tax return back I am going to Womynsware to buy a little present for myself.

2 comments:

Pronto said...

Sounds like you had fun.

But, whatever could the movie 'Jizztank' be about?????

;-)

Islander Exhibitionist said...

Billie Piper... wooo.... hot hot hot!